Apple: I am man’s first temptation.
Microsoft: more like the original sin.
Apple: I keep the doctors away (built in antivirus).
Microsoft: and the worms within (recent hacks).
Apple: I am man’s tastiest fruit.
Microsoft: and snow white’s deadliest fruit.
Apple: we’re in every household.
Microsoft: in other words, always a housewife, never a businessman.
Apple: just get off my back.
Microsoft: I thought you like being bent.