A Father teaching his son about the planets in the solar system.
Father: What other way do I call you?
Son: son?
Father: Correct, now when you show someone your ass, what is the act called?
Son: to Moon
Father: Excellent. Ok still within your ass area, what is another word for your butthole?
Son: your anus?
Father: I’m impressed son 😊, one more question that has to do with your ass, when you get sick and you have to measure your temperature rectally, what do you use?
Son: thermometer?
Father: Right, now tell me what’s in it?
Son: mercury?
Father: Good job, what is on the other side of your ass?
Son: penis?
Father: Good, now substitute the p with a v
Son: venis?
Father: You are on a roll kiddo. What crappy car does your mom drive?
Son: Saturn?
Father: Nice, what is the name of Mickey Mouse’s dog?
Son: Pluto.
Father: So proud of you son, what is your favorite chocolate?
Son: Mars
Father: Good choice, now if you take the caramel out of that Mars Chocolate bar what does it become?
Son: Milky way?
Father: Yup, and that is the name of the galaxy that contains our solar system
Son: galaxy? Isn’t that a chocolate?
Father: Exactly, that’s what makes learning about it so sweet.
now answer this: you Rob Paul to pay who exactly?
Son: Peter.
Father: Good, now stay with me. What is Peter’s religion?
Son: Christian
Father: Right, that means he was not a – – ???
Son: Muslim?
Father: True, but try another one.
Son: Jew?
Father: Now put them together, he was not a – -?
Son: Jew Peter?
Father: You are gifted son, I think you are ready for a job at Nasa.
Son: isn’t there one more planet though?
Father: You are absolutely right, and there is no reasonable explanation to that one, I guess it fell through the cracks, they call it Neptune. Just memorize it.
P.S: I am assuming you all know we live on earth 🙂
— Raghid K. Khalil
Cognitive Dimension 