Category Archives: Humor

Easiest Way to Remember the Planets in the Solar System (18+)


A Father teaching his son about the planets in the solar system. Father: What other way do I call you? Son: son? Father: Correct, now when you show someone your ass, what is the act called? Son: to Moon Father: Excellent. Ok still within your ass area, what is another word for your butthole? Son:Continue reading “Easiest Way to Remember the Planets in the Solar System (18+)”

The Psychological State of an Egg


I am fascinated with the idea behind cage free eggs. Just to explain a little further, it’s not the egg that is supposed to be cage free because obviously it is caged within its own shell, but we’re talking about the chicken that was roaming freely in the farm or whatever amount of space thatContinue reading “The Psychological State of an Egg”

How Microsoft made enemies in less than two hours at the windows 10 Event?


1- close to literally or holographically Microsoft pissed on Google glass with its #HoloLens, hence sending them back to their textbooks to relearn the #alphabet. 2- Microsoft introduced #SurfaceBook to outperform the top performing Mac Book, and it’s still at the surface as the name has it. What if they go deeper? 3- after droppingContinue reading “How Microsoft made enemies in less than two hours at the windows 10 Event?”

The Vacuum Cleaner and I


When I was Single, I used to vacuum clean the house at most twice a month and prior to an occasion/ Event. When I got Married, my spouse and I started vacuum cleaning the house more regularly, say at least once a week as well as prior to an occasion/ Event. When we had ourContinue reading “The Vacuum Cleaner and I”

Apple under the Microsoft Microscope


Apple: I am man’s first temptation. Microsoft: more like the original sin. Apple: I keep the doctors away (built in antivirus). Microsoft: and the worms within (recent hacks). Apple: I am man’s tastiest fruit. Microsoft: and snow white’s deadliest fruit. Apple: we’re in every household. Microsoft: in other words, always a housewife, never a businessman.Continue reading “Apple under the Microsoft Microscope”

A Lebanese Political Screw


I feel for our Lebanese politicians. They have needs just like the rest of us. They have urges too. After all they’re human beings born from the same fabric into the same society of which we breathe into and exhale. To the spouses of the politicians, I address you in particular and I say thisContinue reading “A Lebanese Political Screw”

It All Comes Down To This … Happy New Year


Happy New year everyone. I don’t fully understand the concept and the excitement over the start of a new year. Ever since I was a kid I enjoyed a full moon. It was always about the full moon which is at its the last stages . Never was I called out to check the birthContinue reading “It All Comes Down To This … Happy New Year”

Spying on us U.S.?


So they’re spying … big deal! Lately, that’s all we hear about on the news, how the US is spying on almost everyone on earth, even its closest allies. Well to reassure everyone, the USA just like any other country is also spying on its own people. In other words, they are employing the “equalContinue reading “Spying on us U.S.?”

Hit List


If every Lebanese was asked to write down the names of five people he/she would like to see dead before the end of the day, knowing that their request would be granted, I guarantee you that the following morning we will wake up to a country with not one politician left. Now one might think thatContinue reading “Hit List”