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Easiest Way to Remember the Planets in the Solar System (18+)


A Father teaching his son about the planets in the solar system. Father: What other way do I call you? Son: son? Father: Correct, now when you show someone your ass, what is the act called? Son: to Moon Father: Excellent. Ok still within your ass area, what is another word for your butthole? Son:Continue reading “Easiest Way to Remember the Planets in the Solar System (18+)”

Spying on us U.S.?


So they’re spying … big deal! Lately, that’s all we hear about on the news, how the US is spying on almost everyone on earth, even its closest allies. Well to reassure everyone, the USA just like any other country is also spying on its own people. In other words, they are employing the “equalContinue reading “Spying on us U.S.?”

Once Upon a Time… (1)


Once upon a time on a not too far galaxy from here… As a matter of fact I can take you there. Really! it’s just around the corner. If you want we can go there right now. Even better, I will give you directions. From this location, keep going straight until you hit the secondContinue reading “Once Upon a Time… (1)”

Polticians


What scares you the most? Drugs,  Alcohol,  Trafficking, Crimes, etc.. Politics! That’s what scares me the most.  We have our beloved politicians, that we run to the voting booths all over the world to elect the best ones to represent us. But doesn’t it scare you to know that drug dealers, traffickers and criminals have the same rightContinue reading “Polticians”